Saturday, February 20, 2010


Lifestyles three-pack of assorted flavor condoms.3 flavored latex condomsLatex condom with a printed tuxedo designUltra thin latex condoms

Hello my fellow bloggers!

I am here to talk a bit about condoms. Oh how we love them! It is one of the most used forms of protection, but there seem to be SO many of them! I tried to find different kinds of condoms on Eden Fantasys but unfortunately, I didn't really see many different ones. I have seen quite a few out there and to be honest, have only tried so many. Don't you think its lame that a fairly inexperienced girl is writing a blog mainly on sex? Me too, but I don't care.

So here is my opinion about condoms because I know you are just dying to know. I think condoms are pretty awesome. There are ones that taste like fruits and ones that glow in the dark. Some are ribbed and some are super thin. But today I found out that they break pretty easily.

I was getting it on with my LD lover, via phone, and was using my naughtibod by omibod (check my first blog for a link to it) and I always find the cleaning a pain. So my brilliant idea was to tie a condom onto it. Of course my lover advised me not to and did I listen? No way! Well within two minutes of opening up the condom I'd ripped it. And what better to do with a broken condom but play with it. Well shortly after I wrapped it over my big toe, I watched it fling across my room. Needless to say I flung three different parts of this broken condom in three directions.

Hmm... that really wasn't the best of ideas.

Now I am under the assumption that people.... I mean you.... can post comments, so if you read this I am requiring you to comment and tell me what sort of sex protection you use.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Why Men Shouldn't Fear the Plastic Penis

Ahh, my second post and I already feel like a blogger. I feel so excited about blogging yet I can't quite figure out what I should say. It was recently brought to my attention that some men fear the plastic penis. The nearly godly devices that seem to make men look at their pecker and feel inadequate. I think I would too seeing these massive, always hard, there whenever you desire, vibrating, sex toys as something to fear. However, I have good news for you men! You can stop fearing the plastic penis and start fearing the plastic vagina. Because if these vibrators get any more sophisticated, women won't want to have sex for any reason other than possibly for reproduction. Which if there are any toys like the Squirting Dildos out there can take frozen sperm or something high tech like that, men are doomed!

But really men, there isn't anything to actually fear. Sex toys are as stimulating as porn just more physically. Also, not all sex toys are as big as what you may think. A lot of women do like duel vibrating toys like the rabbit or its variations, but those toys comes in a lot of different sizes. For me personally I prefer something a bit smaller so I tend to buy bullets (Current average length of my toys is about 4 inches, which if you are smaller than that, you have your own problems :P ).

I think its most important to get to know your partner and communicate about sex. And who knows, maybe she'll have you use the toys on her, and then have you ravish her sexually needing body!

Below are some pretty cool sex toys that are aimed for couples. Embrace the plastic penis, and explore the realm of sex toys!

Love swing to experience hundreds of combinations of positions for one or two peopleLeather cock ring with snap closure and removable bullet.Futurotic material penis sleeveWaterproof plastic bullet vibrator with multiple functions.Flexible, silicone, multifunctional G-spot vibrator with magnetic charger.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Toys from Eden Fantasys

MP3 enabled vibratorSoft butterfly teaser sleeve with vibrating bulletThe super-slim jack rabbit vibe with 7 infinite levels of clitoral vibration, pulsation, escalation.Realistic VixSkin silicone dildo.Waterproof traditional vibrator with satin-smooth texture and enlarged tipVitamin E enriched water-based toy cleaner.

Hey !

My name is Heather and welcome to my blog, well sorta. I probably became super famous from another one of my posts and now you are just reading this one to get to know me better. I can see through you wicked ways! Though I feel honored to have someone.... you.... reading this :)

I don't really know what to post about quite yet, thank god there is google! So I decided to pimp out probably the most amazing sex toy stores ever! I am truly in love with this site and you should be too... Well I suppose if you're into that sort of thing. Though I imagine you'd have to be since there are pretty sex toys at the top of this post and they are kinda hard to ignore.

Scroll your mouse over the pictures above to get a description, if you decide you like any of them or want to learn more about them, click on the picture and it will take you to the site. There you will find amazing reviews from people who actually get paid to write about these toys! They are an amazing group of people and I'm not saying that because I'm part of that group but because... well.. ooo shiny penny.

Well, just to give you a preview, I will be posting my reviews of sex toys on here in the future so be warned! Unless you are reading my posts backwards and already knew that... goddamn you! jk?

-Sexy Panda HB-